Do you believe in perfect love?
Well, she lives in your underpants,
Sometimes she cries out: feed me baby!
And gives an order to your hands 

Don’t ever try to persuade me,
Cause you’re the black one on my list,
I’m lying naked on the roof of my house
Holding my shotgun in my fist 

    Chorus:

   If you were fond of the very last moment of your life,
   Call our last wish number for reliable advice,
   Our replay service is free of charge, you only need a knife,
   You hated yourself anyway, now you can kill yourself twice 

Tra la vita e la morte,
Ti amo da morirne,
Tra la vita e la morte,
Ti amo de morirne 

Who has ever told you that
This bullet is the one and only?
Kill yourself with the first one,
But could you please save the second for me? 

I know that I don’t deserve it
From you at all to be so nice,
And I don’t wanna ruin your plans so
Kill yourself – I mean: kill yourself… twice